Inventory

New posts coming soon! For now, please enjoy some obsessively specific pop-culture lists.

10 Things The Ramones Wanna or Don't Wanna Do:

**Walk around with you ("I Don't Want to Walk Around With You")**

**Go down in the basement ("I Don't Wanna...To The Basement")**

**Be your boyfriend ("I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend")**

**Be a good boy ("Now I Wanna Be A Good Boy")**

**Be sedated ("I Wanna Be Sedated")**

**Be well ("I Wanna Be Well")**

**Sniff some glue ("Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue")**

**Grow up ("I Don't Wanna Grow Up")**

**Have something to do ("I Just Want To Have Something To Do")**

**Live ("I Wanna Live")**

10 Things We'll Forever Associate with The Simpsons

**Planet of the Apes, particularly Dr. Zaius**

"I hate every ape I see/from chimpan-A to chimpanzee/no, you'll never make a monkey out of me!"

**Pablo Neruda**

Lisa: "Pablo Neruda said, 'Laughter is the language of the soul."

Bart: "I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda."

**Theme Restaurants**

Marge: "An alligator wearing sunglasses?...Street signs? Indoors? Ha ha! Whatever!

**Eudora Welty**

Krusty: "Let's get going. I've got a date with Eudora Welty. [Loud offscreen belch.] Coming, Eudora!"

**Arnold Schwarzenegger**

Rainier Wolfcastle: "My new movie is me, standing in front of a brick wall for 90 minutes. It cost  $80 million to make.

**Meaningless Awards Shows**

Joe Frazier: "Webster's Dictionary defines excellence as 'the state or condition of being excellent.' And now, the winner of the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence..."

**Secret Societies Like The Masons**

Lenny: "You put that sticker on your car so you won't get any tickets. And this other one keeps paramedics from stealing your wallet while they're working on you."

Carl: "Oh, and don't bother calling 911 any more...Here's the real number."

**"Baby On Board" Signs**

Marge: "Look what I got! Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car!"

**A Streetcar Named Desire**

Marge: "I just don't see why Blanche should shove a broken bottle in Stanley's face. Couldn't she just take his abuse with gentle good humor?"

**purple. monkey. dishwasher.**